Ответы на вопросы к Leisure Suit Larry 3
1 ---
Who had a rabbit and a talking grandfather clock?
a. Captain Kangaroo
b. Glenn Close
c. Jimmy Stewart
d. Pee Wee Herman      
+a
What bund was Paul McCartney in before Wings?    
a. Menudo
b. The Beatles
c. The Monkees
d. The Traveling Wilburys
+b
If they could just stay little until their _____ wear out.
a. Carters
b. undies
c. kidneys
d. Legos
+a
What was the first TV show with the sound of a flushing toilet?
a. "Maude"
b. "The Jeffersons"
c. "American Top 40"
d. "All in the Family"
+d
What TV show featured an appearance by Richard Nixon?          
a. "Hello Larry."
b. "Mr. President"
c. "Laugh-In."    
d. A special 2-hour "Love Boat"
+c
2 ---
What is a "Brainfour?"
a. a thinking device
b. a quadralateral circle
c. an operation to remote blood clots
d. a memory chip holding four times more information
+a 
The fastest speed you would reach if you jumped off a 40-story building is
a. 400 MPH (40x10.0).
b. 40.4 MPH (40+4/10).
c. 4 MPH (40/10).     
d. irrelevant to you at the time.
+d 
Are you a kid?
a. Yes, but I wanna play anyway.
b. Yes.                         
c. No.                          
d. No, I are a grown up.
+c 
Social Security is
a. for people afraid to be alone in public.
b. an underarm deodorant                   
c. a contract sioned when you get married.
d. some sort of governmental thing.
+d
"All Alono the Watchtower" is a
a. religious publication.
b. song by Bob Dylan.    
c. nickname for guard duty during WW II.
d. "Great WaII of China" fight song.
+b   
3 ---
"Brown vs Board of Education" concerned
a. corporal punishment        
b. desegregation.             
c. forced busing.             
d. declaring catsup a vegetable.
+b
Canasta is 
a. the Capital of Haiti. 
b. A Caban dance.        
c. a card game.          
d. Madonna's last name. 
+c
If someone called you a thespian, he would probably be
a. referring to your dramatic skills.
b. referring to your ethnic background.
c. insulting your sexual preferences.
d. punched out!
+a
ARVN stands for the  
a. "American Recreational Vehicle Network."
b. "Army of the Republic of Viet Nam."
c. "American Rock Video Network."
d. "Automatic Recovery Vehicle--Nuclear."
+b
"The Naked Lunch" is
a. served at only your more sophisticated restaurants.
b. live at CBGB's.
c. available in VHS.
d. a beatnik novel.
+d
4 ---
Lizzy Borden gave her mother
a. a poem lovely as a tree.
b. a cherry that had no stone.
c. gray hair.
d. forty whacks.
+d
The five Marx brothers were Groucho, Harpo, Chico,
a. Bobo and Rollo.
b. Zeppo and Gummo.
c. Karl and Freddy.
d. Scooter and Skido.
+b
Pesticide is
a. a legal term for the murder of a younger sibling.
b. a slang term for the harassing of nerds.
c. a bug killer.                           
d. taking sides with obnoxious people.
+c
An oil glut is
a. the latest tanker spill.
b. how doctors describe cholesterol in arteries.
c. a typical fast-food meal.
d. an overabundance of the commodity in the world markets.
+d
A philanthropist is
a. a humanitarian.
b. a stamp collector.
c. a frivolous lover
d. the lasso-slinging ability of Phil's aunt.
+a                 
5 ---
A W-4 is
a. the best alll-around motor oil.
b. a tax form.
c. a fighter plane.
d. Leisure Suit Larry's draft ratino.
+b
The Electoral College is
a. in upstcde Vermont.
b. Ronald Reagan's alma mater.
c. a system of direct representation.
d. ridiculous.
+d
The Presidency of Gerald Ford is remembered for
a. the escalation of the Vietnam War.
b. the beginning of the watergate scandal.
c. the decline of inflation.
d. nothing much.
+d
OPEC is
a. America's first line of defense.
b. a government agency.
c. the coalition of oil producing countries.
d. a computer language.
+c
"The Andy Griffith Show" was a spinoff of
a. "Make Room For Daddy." 
b. "Mayberry R.F.D."
c. "Matlock."
d. none of the above
+d
6 ---
Spiro Agnew was
a. a linebacker for Green Bay.
b. a billionaire Greek shipping tycoon.
c. an ex-con. 
d. pardoned.
+c
In 1980, Americans supported the Iranian hostages by
a. not buying gasoline.      
b. taking out a contract on the Ayatollah.
c. holding mass rallies.
d. tying up innocent trees in yellow ribbons.
+d
In the mid-70's, you had the "dry look" if you      
a. had too many dry martinis for lunch.
b. used a blow dryer.
c. had too many dry beers after work.
d. wore desert boots.
+b
A square root is a
a. mathematical term.
b. nerd cheer.       
c. path with no diagonal movement
d. painful condition.
+a
Senile people     
a. have been to Egypt.
b. study rivers professionally.
c. live in pyramids.
d. (I forget the fourth answer.)
+d
7 ---
A Bar Mitzvah is a
a. famous Manhattan gay bar.
b. Jewish religious ceremony. 
c. Yiddish granola bar.       
d. special kind of cracker.
+b
The Big Bang is   
a. the title of a hit porno movie.
b. Bernard Goetz's favorite sound.
c. how the universe got its start.
d. A 27-car pileup.
+c
The U. S. Vice-President elected in 1988 was
a. Daniel Quayle.
b. not ready for prime time.
c. "No Jack Kennedy.
d. All of the above.
+d
What is interface protocol?                 
a. a required course in "The Famous Beauticians School"
b. Chapter Three of "How to Earn Big Bucks as an Ambassador"
c. foreplay between consenting computers
d. when the eyes and the nose cast their "Ayes" and "Nos"
+c
Josephine the ____                          
a. Bonaparte
b. Manicurist
c. Eighth
d. Plumber
+d
8 ---
Jack Benny's chauffer was
a. Westchester.
b. Portsmouth.
c. Rochester.
d. underpaid.
+c
"Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's
a. laundry?"
b. merkin?"
c. mukluks?"
d. chowder?"
+d
"You won't have ____ to kick around any more."
a. Richard Nixon
b. Charles Atlas
c. Al Lowe
d. Pele
+a
"Candy is dandy, but"
a. "who ordered candy?"
b. "booze is bidder."
c. "cheddar is better."
d. "liquor is quicker."
+d
Abbie Hoffman wrote  
a. "The Grapes of Wrath."
b. "The Wrath of Khan."
c. "Take My Wife... Please!"
d. "Steal This Book."
+d
9 ---
Ronald Reagan was never a
a. sportscaster.
b. professional football player.
c. governor.
d. napper.
+b
The Mason-Dixon Line is a
a. betting spread.
b. geometry problem.
c. surveying boundary.
d. type of fishing gear.
+c
Muhammed Ali was known for
a. his skill as a poet
b. missing the draft
c. boxing.
d. fill of the above.
+d
Which of the following is not a film by Woody Allen?
a. "Interiors"
b. "Manhattan"
c. "Annie Hall"
d. "Bananas"
+a
People discussing arms control are
a. involved in the prosthetics industry.
b. mitigating the destructiveness of war.
c. preparing for short arms inspection.
d. practicing cheerleading.
+b
10 ---
Who died in "Love Story?"             
a. Ali McGraw
b. Ryan O'Neal
c. Brian Piccolo
d. the audience
+a  
A philatelist is                      
a. a humanitarian.
b. a barbarian.
c. one who licks and tells.
d. a stamp collector.
+d  
Comedians often play in               
a. the Bible Belt
b. the Corn Belt.
c. the Borscht Belt.
d. their food.
+c  
"Ask any mermaid you happen to see,"  
a. What's the finest caviar?
b. What's the best tuna?    
c. What is Tom Hanks really like?
d. Fire you Shirley McClaine?
+b  
Charles Dickens wrote                 
a. "Tails From Two Cities."
b. "David Copperfield."
c. "Magic Made Easy."
d. "Doug Henning."
+b
11 ---
The Gestapo was a                     
a. non-defunct chain of Quiki-Marts of the Deep South.
b. tribe of headhunters.
c. WWII German police force.
d. popular 60's dance.
+c    
"LSD" is                              
a. used to slow of spread the cancer
b. able to really mess up your head 
c. any "Large Sreen Display"
d. a "Large Stomach Disorder"
+b
Analgetics are used to                
a. control pain
b. enhance rectal pleasure
c. prevent pregnancy
d. kill fleas 
+a
The term "Baby Boom" refers to        
a. now-defunct practice of exploding ugly offspring
b. noise a baby's bottom makes
c. increased birthrate following WWII
d. sound a baby makes when dropped from a high building
+c
Someone interested in animal husbandry
a. is married to a sheep
b. petitions for the animal rights
c. would be arrested in Michigan
d. breeds livestock
+d
12 ---
An aneurism is
a. a swamp-dwelling marsupial
b. quite enjoyable
c. an enlargement in an artery
d. usually caused by frog urine
+c  
In 1979, the Vice-President of the U.S. was nicknamed
a. "Poppy"
b. "Fritz"
c. "Hans"
d. "Dutch"
+b  
The balloon mortgage is
a. an early type of aircraft
b. a kind of French torture device
c. a type of home loan
d. a cross-country hot air balloon race
+c  
Who played Patty Duke's cousine on "The Patty Duke Show"
a. Patty Duke
b. Pia Zadora
c. Patty O'Rourke
d. Patty Melt
+a  
Krakatoa is actually ____ of Java
a. West
b. East
c. Northeast
d. Southeast
+a
13 ---
What can you get in a "red light" district ?
a. in many cases, troubles
b. the Blue Plate Special
c. outdoor lighting fixtures
d. lingerie
+a  
To impress your date, you should
a. sing (loudly) Barry Manilow's greates hits
b. casually mention how you flunked your last blood test
c. not bring up vast quantities of ear hair they have
d. discuss your plans to continue living at home with Mom
+c  
According to men, women think foreplay should last
a. longer
b. much longer
c. much much longer
d. All of the above
+d  
I am easily offended by
a. nudity
b. racial humor
c. foul language
d. None of the above
+d  
The rhythm method is
a. how drummers do it
b. a popular form of birth control
c. percussive in nature
d. a way to fool around while listening to music
+b
14 --- 
Eleven inches is
a. a foot
b. a yard
c. 0.70 meters
d. more then i have
+d    
Who should be on top, the male or the female?
a. On top of what?
b. The male
c. The female
d. What species?
+d    
Which of the following does not belong?
a. walking the dog
b. hunting beaver
c. chasing tail
d. trolling
+a    
How many virgin cheerleaders are there?
a. Five million
b. Two thousand
c. One hundred
d. too many
+d    
Which of the following does not belong?
a. Safe 
b. Raincoat
c. Tire iron
d. Condom
+c
15 ---
Henry "Hank" Aaronis best known for
a. his prowess with a stick
b. his ability to talk to animal
c. his skill at lifting weights
d. "Hank who?"
+a
Acupuncture is
a. the ability to accurately puncture anything
b. extremely painful
c. a style of kinky sex
d. an ancient form of Chinese medicine
+d
If you inhaled Agent Orange were probably
a. in Vietnam
b. stoned
c. loaded with Vitamin C
d. able to talk like Donald Duck
+a
An Abacus is
a. another name for chalkboard
b. a technique for counting
c. an insignificant Roman god
d. something dirty
+b
Your abdomen is located
a. inside your bank
b. inside your Audi
c. beneath your chest
d. best after dark
+c
16 ---
Artificial insemination is the
a. study of plastic plants.
b. study of sex among the insemians.
c. technique widely used to breed animals.
d. safest form of sex.
+c
Artificial Intelligence is
a. computers pretending to be human.
b. humans pretending to be computers.
c. an oxy-moron.
d. a blow-up doll.
+a 
The author of the game likes to wear his hair
a. parted on the left.
b. parted on the right.
c. long.
d. on the inside.
+d 
Mikhail Barishnikov the famous for
a. being as ex-Commie
b. wearing tight underwear
c. performing while tip-toes
d. All of the above.
+d 
What occurred at the Bay of Pigs?
a. many ugly woman took a bath.
b. A big mistake.
c. The first bacon factory was established.
d. Columbus arrived in America.
+b
17 ---
In the 60'th television show U.N.C.L.E. stood for
a. Underground National Council for Large Earlobes.
b. United Network Command for Law Enforcement.
c. United Naval Comission for Leaders of Europe.
d. "truth, justice and American way".
+b
Vertigo is
a. a balance disorder of inner ear.
b. an Alfred Hichkock film.
c. any sudden vertical movement.
d. both A. and B.
+d
Watergate is
a. a hotel.
b. a large, water-driving power station.
c. a valve used to stop leaks in water pipes.
d. German for "your father's heart".
+a
A "condominium" is
a. a prophylactic for midgets.
b. a small supermarket.
c. an apartment you can purchase.
d. the smallest size.
+c
Wich was not the '60s rock group?
a. The Who.
b. The Stones.
c. The Beatles.
d. The Bangles.
+d
18 ---
Which was not a Beatles song?
a. "Please, Please Me".
b. "Ob-la-di Ob-la-di Ob-la-da".
c. "Put this in your Mouth"
d. "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"
+c 
Perl Harbor is best known for
a. being a great plase to shop for necklaces.
b. her five years as a Washington D.C. madam.
c. being bombed during World War II.
d. her singing voice.
+c 
Macadamia nuts is
a. caused by infrequend bathing.
b. extremely painful.
c. usually supplied with batteries.
d. common in Hawaii.
+d 
Mace is
a. liquid tear gas.
b. a mild aphrodisiac.
c. best applied as a tropical lubricant.
d. a brand of underarm deodorant.
+a 
If "the rabbit died", what really happened is
a. its ear went limp.
b. somebody's been doing something to someone. 
c. you need a different brand of rabbit chow.
d. there'll be no more rabbit poop around a house.
+b
19 ---
Who fought the Battle of the Bulge?
a. General Ullyses S. Grant.
b. Colonel Tom Parker.
c. General MacAuliffe.
d. Elizabeth Taylor
+c 
Muhammad Ali originally was known as
a. Cassius Clay.
b. Titus Andronicus.
c. Sony Liston.
d. Wally Cox.
+a 
Marijuana has never been called
a. pot.
b. grass.
c. reefer.
d. off.
+d 
Who never won the Nobel Peace Prize?
a. Teddy Roosevelt.
b. Henry Kissinger.
c. Linus Pauling.
d. Pope John XXIII.
+c 
In the Spanish Civil War, the Fascist defeated the
a. Democrats.
b. Republicans.
c. Libertarians.
d. Armada. 
+c
20 ---
"The Munster's" pet dragon was called
a. Spot.
b. Fred.
c. Igor.
d. Smokey.
+a
Cat Stevens is
a. a famous cat food promoter.
b. a beatnick politician of the 50's.
c. a singer/songwriter who "got religion."
d. Austrian.
+c
The Trilateral Commision is
a. a Euro-funk synth band.
b. the international monetary exchange regulatory agency.
c. a novel by Robert Ludlam.
d. the foundation for the study of foreign affairs.
+b
The "Woman's Suffrage" movement was run by 
a. Susan B. Antony
b. Jacqueline Susann
c. Gloria Steinem
d. Paula Abdul
+a
Two famous sex reserchers was
a. Olsen and Johnson.
b. Masters and Johnson.
c. Johnson and Johnson.
d. Hall and Oates.
+b
21 ---
The phrase "Cutting the Cheese" refers to
a. hors d'oeuvres preparation.
b. topping another French chef.
c. leaving a warm climate.
d. flatulence.
+d
Which of the following was NOT a carbonated drink?
a. "Nik-L-Nip"
b. "Vita-Cola"
c. "Moxie"
d. "Mr.Pibb"
+a
The "Domino Theory" refers to
a. "30 minuted! garanteed!!"
b. Southeast Asia.
c. the speed of collapsing rows of vertical dominoes
d. the non-Latin Mass
+b
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is
a. a typo.
b. misspelled
c. an adjective
d. a palindrome
+c
In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's last name was
a. Parker.
b. Gale
c. Gumm
d. Minelli
+b